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Tim is an Enchanter. He drew the diagrams, planned the raid, lead the way…but Tim has never had the good sense to stop when he’s ahead.<\/p>\n

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Tim watched the others gathering booty for too long. He began his trek across the great black plastic waste<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
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Turning the corner he scaled the coal house roof<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

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and contemplated the edge of the world (roof)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

He is perhaps a bit prone to exaggeration at times.<\/p>\n

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the situation soon came to a head<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
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but from that lofty(ish) crown he found what he sought<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
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he examined the strange object from all angles<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
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considered<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
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ruminated<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
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in the end, sadly he went with his gut and called out the mystic words<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
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and with a loud boom the egg was set ablaze<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
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unfortunately for Tim…burning plastic and melted chocolate aren’t a good fit<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
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Poor, poor time…contemplating his mistakes while the others feast…<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

…and so ends the questing of Tim…though the killer rabbit was so gorged on chocolate eggs that Time was able to sneak back into the house un-decapitated for once.<\/p>\n

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