{"id":1892,"date":"2017-04-18T18:45:31","date_gmt":"2017-04-18T22:45:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ninecrows.com\/blog\/?p=1892"},"modified":"2017-04-18T20:44:49","modified_gmt":"2017-04-19T00:44:49","slug":"easter-hunt-tail-enders","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ninecrows.com\/blog\/2017\/04\/18\/easter-hunt-tail-enders\/","title":{"rendered":"Easter Hunt…Tail Enders"},"content":{"rendered":"

The last few…the slow…the confused and the not really hungry. Seeking out the last few remaining eggs that have not yet been claimed.<\/p>\n

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Nothing left in front…perhaps there’s a way to get ’round back…<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
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This may do the job…back and back and back and…<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

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…off into the wild blue yonder…hope the hack yard is softer than it looks.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
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Ooof!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
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Ow!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
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Huh! That could have gone worse.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
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And there it is, an unclaimed egg.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
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Glad I practiced throwing this when we had that Xenomorph invasion<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
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and it didn’t even fall on my head<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
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Victory is mine (and a few new scratches and bumps)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Some were just a bit confused…wrapped in aluminum and containing sweet tasting material…<\/p>\n

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This looks about right…<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
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…but how do you peel the wrappings off to get to the candy center.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
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I can see and smell something sweet inside<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
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Hmmm…I wonder what to do…perhaps stand here and see what sneaks up on me…<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

and so the story goes…<\/p>\n

To the Final Movements<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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